"Talk Dirty to Me" covered by Postmodern Jukebox
This week, we decided to find out how Jason Derulo’s “Talk Dirty” would sound if it was written as a traditional klezmer tune. Robyn even painstakingly translated the rap by 2 Chainz into Yiddish (file that one under: Things You Can Only See on the Internet).
This is incredible.
I want to play bed, wed, behead. Send me people/characters.
Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg
Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand
Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass
Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”.
one of the most fucked up things about misogyny is that feminists literally hold men up to the lowest fucking standards and they still can’t live up to it, like
don’t rape us
don’t assault us
treat us like human beings
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.
This is my dog, Chloe. (The tan-eared one.) She’s of a breed called Coton de Tulear. The breed is originally from Africa, and it just got recognized by AKC in June. Usually when I mention I have a dog the conversation goes like this:
Them: Oh, what kind?
Me: A Coton de Tulear
Them: A what?
Me: A Coton de Tulear.
Them: Never heard of it.
But Cotons are really great because:
- They don’t shed.
- You know how when like a Westie is a puppy their fur is all soft, but when they grow up it changes texture and gets all wirery? Coton’s fur stays puppy soft all of their life.
- They’re super freaking adorable.
- Basically she’s the greatest and I love her and even though I saw her two nights ago I miss her.